stop being rude and start being nude


spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

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officialfrenchtoast:

when a hot person who smells good walks past u

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queefdollaz:

taxpayers dollars

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gaydiationpoisoning:

You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.

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  #sernando

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

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  #omg
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  #tasm

awwww-cute:

The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street

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straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

la-dissent:

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

Straight white boy problem: when you’re criticized by people who fUCKING PREACH NOT TO CRITICIZE PEOPLE. AKA TUMBLR. I HAVE NEVER FELT WORSE FOR BEING FUCKING WHITE THAN ON THIS WEBSITE.

bro, chill…… listen to some eminem 

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yungmoth92:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

oh my fucking god
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#i mean #i cant believe that smarmy asscrack connor is the fan fave #smh

ididntkillsamandriel:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today

#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

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nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

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