"i want a blowjob"
quiero una biblia
"call a prostitute"
llama a la monja
"where is the strip club"
donde esta la iglesia
"i want to get laid"
quiero leer la palabra de dios
You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means
Straight white boy problem: when you’re criticized by people who fUCKING PREACH NOT TO CRITICIZE PEOPLE. AKA TUMBLR. I HAVE NEVER FELT WORSE FOR BEING FUCKING WHITE THAN ON THIS WEBSITE.
bro, chill…… listen to some eminem
So we opened the portal to Hell today